May 2012
May 1st
April 2012
4 tags
Normal flirting: Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet.
Me: If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.
Apr 30th
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5 tags
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
1,114 notes
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
10 tags
Apr 29th
1 note
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
22 notes
Apr 27th
38 notes
Apr 27th
Apr 27th
1 note
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Losing you is the last thing I want to happen.
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
4 tags
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
Apr 25th
1 note
Apr 25th
4 notes
Reblog if your idea of sleeping with someone is...
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
Apr 23rd
1 note
Apr 23rd
1 note
Apr 23rd
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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